Dear Time: I need more of you! Why do you have to go by so fast and what is the secret to getting you to go slower? I would really like to be closer friends and not just passer buyers if you know what I mean...
Dear Gym: Did we break up or something?? Why are you avoiding me?? I can see how it would seem like I'm the one avoiding you buuuut I can assure you that isn't the case. However, I will be the bigger person (literally) and make the first move to get reacquainted. I will thank you later! ;)
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I need to apply this to my life {via} |
Dear Mean Customers at Work: YOU ARE AT A BANK...OF COURSE I AM GOING TO ASK YOU FOR ID...GET OVER IT AND QUIT BEING ASS HOLES.
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Yesterday I felt like the other guy. {via} |
Dear Shane: How are you so wonderful all of the time?! I am so crazy in love with you it's not even funny! Thank you so much for cheering me up yesterday and bringing me flowers to work. I am sorry for crying in front of everyone but I was already emotional from stupid customers and it was nice to have tears of joy. I am so lucky to have you in my life Mr. Thank you for all that you do for me.
Dear Emotions: Please calm down and stop being so out of control. I know you are overwhelmed right now and feeling a little spread to thin but yesterday was ridiculous...lets not cry in front of the whole world anymore.
